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Hey guys,

I'm cross posting this into a few forums, because as you all know we're going to try and have a massively theory-filled podcast next week. Now its impossible for us to remember anything other than our own favourite theories, so I'm turning it over to you.

Give us a paragraph (or two) of what you think is definitely, and maybe, (and insanely) going to happen in Breaking Dawn. We don't care if they're ridiclous (like Angie's crazy theories of the week) or completely serious. Just post em up and you'll get mentioned on the podcast. Sound good?

I'm also going to steal all the theories from the Theory Competition

Post away!!!!

xx Mallie

I dont have a theorie. I cant be bothered to think of one.

Can i still have a special mention?

As a crazy theory, I still have that insane thing I posted up somewhere in the forum, I think :

_During the wedding, Leah imprints on Ben
_Which makes Angela quite... annoyed
_Angela reveals herself as a witch and sends a spell on Leah
_Or... tries to. Her spell fails : it touches Edward instead of Leah, and turns him into a sheep.
_The priest declares, with a very blasé voice, that Bella can't marry a sheep. Not very catholic.
_Bella begs Angela to turn her into a sheep too (here you can relate to the preface : [spoil]She gives her human life to Edward, and what she does is obviously really hazardous for her all existence. We already saw Angela's magical abilities. She might turn into a caulliflower instead of a sheep... which would mean, back to starting point : Edward struggling not to eat the most appetizing caulliflower he's ever smelt.[/spoil])
_BUT thankfully, Angela succeeds.
_The two sheeps live happily ever after in the Cullens' garden.

THE END

Huhuhuuu... Okay, I'll try to find something serious. xD

I have one! I'm totally posting my one up because I know I'll forget it by the time we record.

Jacob is in Northern Canada because he wants to drag the Denalis down from Alaska in order to kick some butt and stop the wedding. Jacob is also a bit of a tool because he's gruffer and meaner and stronger now, since he discovered love and it went to the bad. He also doesn't get ripped to shreds by the Denalis for some reason I haven't yet figured out. Anyway, the Denali come down to Forks, where Tanya says her, "Ah, Edward, I've missed you" line, causing Bella to aneurysm and attempt to throttle Tanya's neck. [I say attempt because Bella will either trip or cause more harm to herself when trying to hurt Tanya. Probably both.] Volturi gets angry for no reason. Werewolves get angry for no reason. EPIX BATTLE. Angela is a witch. Jacob imprints on her. MORE EPIX BATTLE. Bella becomes a vampire and can block out the skills of others (and turn socks into fish, and possess x-ray vision and can turn into a bird). She and Edward are totes together 4evaaaaa!

The End.

I think there's going to be a fight (or an almost fight) between the Denalis and the Cullens, because Tanya still "shows an interest" toward Edward and doesn't understand why he chose Bella over her (cf Tanya's quote of the day), and because Irina is annoyed that the Cullens are protecting the werewolves.

ready for my fantabulous theory? okay, my friend helped. anyways

so, there will be a perfect weddign and weddign night, where everthing goes to plan and it's all really sweet. as per their agreement, edward changes Bella on thier honeymoon. on the second day of bella's transformation, the volturi show up and begin fighting with the cullens. the werewolves will join in and help the cullens. However, the volturi has a major asset, alec. he has a really powerful power, and gives the volturi the edge, despite being outnumbered. there might also be a new threat who seeks to destroy edward and bella. not sure about that yet. anyway, aro or someone sneaks off during the battle to find bella. of course, edward bis with her, protecting her and soothing her as she writhes in pain. Aro and edward do a bit of snarling and threats towards each other. Meanwhile, jacob notices aro is missing. he puts two and two together and figures out his secret motive- to have bella as part of the volturi. so he dramatically bursts in to save the day, walking in on the whole edward/aro tense standoff thing. He sees bella in obvious pain, and attacks edward for doing such a thing to her- stealing her soul. edward and jacob brawl (which ties in with the whole "they fight; paris falls" thing in new moon. edward gets hurt, but not that badly. he's just put out of action for a while. whilst they are dirstracted, aro kidnapps bella and the volturi retreat and take bella back to italy with them. depending on the timeframe, bella might be a newborn when they arrive. so, edward recovers, and rushes off to save bella, with the cullens. eventually they get her back, but with great sacrifice (not sure what yet) then they can all live happily ever after in vampire land.



whoa. that was long

How could Bella think about the wedding at a time like this? What’s so great about Edward anyway? The wedding is off, she’s found her man, and her Hen’s night brought something to her attention: Stripper beats Vampire any day. Edward bows to her wishes and the Cullens disappear just like before, until he reappears in Forks. But he’s mad, bad and ready to kill. She made him do it; if she hadn’t left him he’d have never joined the Volturi. But thank god for Jacob, her personal stripper, who saves the day. He overpowers red-eyed Dazzler, and now we know why Stephenie Meyer is really writing Midnight Sun.

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I don't know where that came from, but I know I can do better.

ok, heres what i think

bella and edward r getting married (obviously). Jacob comes 2 try and stop them, but while he's in the middle of that he sees angela and imprints. Bella is very sad but happy 4 jacob and marries edward. anyway, then she is gunna be changed into a vampire but then the denali clan come (ie tanya). bella sees tanya and thinks that she;s nothing compared to her, so once again shes very sad. anyway, the volturi comes as well and then there is an epic battle with the volturi, the pack, the denali clan and the cullens. bella is still a human. they all split up and go 2 fight, they agree to meet somewhere after. the fight goes well, they all meet back, except 4 one person (i dont noe who yet but i really hope it isnt edward). bella is then changed and she helps find the missing person (dead or alive im not sure).

so there. what do u think?

Bella's blood will turn all the Cullen's human, and the entertaining scene following will happen:

Bella: Okay, I can FEEL that you bit me, but my hand isn't burning.
Edward: I have a funny feeling in my chest.
Bella: That's love, silly!
Edward: No, Bella, seriously. There's a really strange feeling in my chest.
Bella: What?
Edward: I think it's my heart.
Bella: WHAT?
Edward: ... I think it's.... beating? Okay, now that's just plain WEIRD.

And then the Volturi will come and be like: WTFNO. And Jacob will be totes happy because he can beat up Edward now, but then he'll set eyes on, like, Jane and be all: "ZOMGLOVEYOU", and Jane'll be like: ZOMGMETOO, and bite Bella so she and Jake can be together for life and not make Jake vomit, and then Aro will see Angela and be like: "OMGHAWWTT" and will bite Bella to be with Angela, who'll be like: "OLDGUYSTURNMEON". And then Ben will be full lonely, but then Marcus will be like: "Rawr" and bite Bella to turn human to hang with Ben, and they'll move to London and get full "joined".

And then Tanya will rock up and be like: "EDDIE BABEZ. I LUFFS YOU", and Edward'll go: "You're fat. Go die"
And then Tahya'll be like: "I'M NOT FAT, IM BIG BONED" and full get mad and dive at Edward, but then Seth'll, like, leap on her and sit on her and then be like: "OMGIMPRINTED", and Tanya'll go: "AWESOME".

And the story will end with everyone moving into an abandoned warehouse with Santa Claus and getting magical powers to save Christmas. Also, Brandon Flowers will get mauled by a tiger.

[[And Linda and Mallie will engage in an epic battle for RSpunk, until he stands up and says: "WAIT, FANGIRLS! THERE'S ENOUGH OF ME FOR EVERYONE!"

And we'll all live happily ever after. For realz.]]

((I challenge you to say this on the podcast. CHALLENGE you. And you must do it with a Valley Girl accent. Srsly, for realz. :P))

But no, seriously, I do think the first part will happen. Up until the arrival of the Volturi where everything turns into capslock and tweenspeak.

lol, bec... Ill say it on the podcast lol, *looks hopeful*, jowks.

lol, fun-eee

i cant remeber what im talking about.....