Fire and Ice Twilight Fan Forum

[Linding]

I NEED A RANSOM SPUNK NECKLACE. PLEASE GOD.

[Or, hey, the real Ransom Spunk. Either will suffice ]

Also, I'm mortally offended that in all this plotting and picking up of Robert and bodyguarding, I have been neglected from these plans! As Co-Queen of podcasting and queen of the psychotic fangirls (yes, I am milking it for all it's friggin worth, because how else will I attain some shred of dignity?), I DEMAND that I am there when Mallie and Aurelia go to pick up Robert. The beauty of this is that while Mallie and Aurelia are restraining themselves from attacking Robert, I WILL actually be attacking him.

What this has to do with his personal safety and the podcast, I have no idea.

[Issi]

The beauty of this is that while Mallie and Aurelia are restraining themselves from attacking Robert, I WILL actually be attacking him.

hey - what about me? am i chopped liver now? i think you clearly mean WE will be attacking (or molesting however you want to see it) him haha

as for a spunk ransom necklace.. so getting one from ebay like now. but 8 letter limit, so i'm thinking "ransom" or "rspunk" .. hmm the decisions!

[Linding]

Issi, you know my choice

And no, of course you're not chopped liver! Remember our Swedish masseuse plan? We're going to attack him, don't worry [Even if we DO have to hide out in the elevator ....]

You know by the rate things are going, you're going to need a pretty freakin huge car to pick up Rob, Aurelia,

[aurelia]

haha - you girls make me laugh so I'm imagining a limo actually..... and you know I'd bring the whole F&I crew if I could

*sighs* now we just have to find enough money to lure him here lol

[Mallie]

*giggles* oh dear, I knew Issi and Linda would find out eventually lol

Indeed... the moolah is important.. *sighs*

[Issi]

Find out eventually mallie? As in *gasp* you were hiding it from us! Oh the atrocity of it all!

You do realise that if you ever did attempt a snatch and grab (or any event involving mr. spunk) and did not include me, the consequences would be severe, as in death. No joke, don't get between me and my spunk haha that sounds so weird :p

[Mallie]

*laughs* oh I know Issi. I know.

[Bec]

Aurelia --

It's simple!

Dear Spunk Ransom,

While we can't offer you an incredibly large sum of money to come out to the Australian Twilight Convention, we can offer you a scarily large harem of fangirls.

Think about it. Reeeeeeeally think about it.

Lots of love,
The Australian Twilight fanbase

P.S. It's a party down under. Consider this your second official invitation. The first one is on your underwear. Again, think about THAT for one hot second.

[Elysia]

*applauds Bec* now come on! there is absolutely no way he is going to be able to say no to that! I mean the writings on the....underwear?

[Bec]

Exactly!

He has undies that declare: "Australia: there's a party down under and you're invited" on his backside. I think THAT, my friends, is almost invitation enough...