Fire and Ice Twilight Fan Forum

I'm such an idiot, my theory is so long and probably won't come true because there's so many things involved with it.

And then I will have to slam Edward for a week. And it will break my little fangirl heart.

Theory: That Charlie will find out about the whole vampire thing, but by the time that happens, it will be too late because Bella needs to be chnaged because of an injury, or she's already been bitten.

Slam line: Who needs true love when you can have a pulse? (SO not my philosophy... )

Win line: You know, I'm just gonna sit here and smirk at you all. After all, I'm right so often that you all should know the "Told you so" speech to heart by now .

(minnah)

great idea!!

theory: bella will get changed somwtime after the wedding, all is to plan. she get her human experience. as she is discovering her higly awsome new powers (to rival jane's), the volturi show up and start a fight. the werewolves come back, and join in. in the end, the cullens will win.

slam line: Edward cullen is a fat gaybo who deserves to go off and chop himself to bist for ever kissing bella. instead of edward, bella should get with jacob, that hot, sexy wolfy man who I love a lot and would very much enjoy getting in his pants

win line: I hate to say it but........

I TOLD YOU SO!!!!



oh no, my theory is never going to happen. then i will have to post my slam line. a lot. damn...

ahhh it felt sooo bad typing that slam line...

duck_duck_goose2 wrote:(minnah)
ahhh it felt sooo bad typing that slam line...

Oh so did i!! It was painful!

xx_{VampireGirl}_xx wrote:

duck_duck_goose2 wrote:(minnah)
ahhh it felt sooo bad typing that slam line...

Oh so did i!! It was painful!

(minnah)

i know...

and i've never actually typed the word "gaybo" before

Theory: The Volturi will come back to Forks and there shall be a run-in with the werewolves and Leah will imprint upon someone from the Volturi.

Slam Line: Emmett is a wimp and doesn't deserve to be part of the Cullen family. Go die in a hole Emmett. Everyone hates you and your obviously fake muscles.

Win Line: I am so cool for predicting this right and there is no doubt that I am the most awesomest human (who happens to have select seeing of the future)! You should all bow down before me and my skills.

1.I think that the volturi will crash the wedding or honeymoon. I also think that charlie or renee will find out about vampires because it's inevitable. Edward will try turn Bella into a vampire before the volturi get to her and kill her. Jacob will come back at some point during the book and help protect bella. Bella will have some amazing super power after being turned into a vamp.

2.The Volturi will crash the wedding. Edward has to turn Bella into a vampire. Jake hears about the battle and comes back. The werewolves and Vampires team up again. Bella still has fear inside of her. Jake gets killed (or someone else close to Bella) That event pushes the fear out of her. and she embraces her AWESOME vampire power and kills the Volturi!

My slam line is: Edward Cullen does not exist, never has, never will and there is no such thing as vampires or werewolves and even if he did exist he should have died when the influenza epedemic hit. he and Jacob Black are the worst, fugly, most annoying people in the whole world.

My win line is: OH YEH. I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN! I'M A PSYCHIC. I'VE GOT THE POWER OF PRECOGNITION!

Ouch my heart is tearing from thinking of having to write the slam line for a week if i dont get it right.

Okay, here goes.

THEORY: I think the first few chapters are going to be totally tame - Bella and Edward will get married, the honeymoon will happen, she'll spend her last few days as a human with Charlie, and then she'll get changed. I think her transformation will ignite the war between the Cullens and Quileutes and that Jacob will be the key to peace.

SLAM LINE: Only losers read these stupid books, they're misogynistic and ridiculous. Edward is a tool who should just curl up in a ball and wait for the end of his existence and Jacob is a jerk who should go piss off the Volturi and see what happens.

WIN LINE: Don't be jealous, it's a gift.

That was really hard. I ended up cutting out half my theories because I'm too afraid of getting something wrong. If I have to insult these books for a week, I may cry every time I post. I was thinking maybe I just wouldn't post, but I'm pretty sure I'd go into shock if I had to give up talking about BD right after it came out.

OK my theory is heaps short BUT

THEORY: While Jacob is in northern canada, he will cross the scent of the Denali's and will go and investigate. Then the Denali's will try and take him out, forcing Jacob to run back to Forks, in which he will arrive during the wedding. He will go in, (cuz thats where the wolfs are) and tell them that the Denali's are trying to take out the pack. The denali will nt come immediatly (leaving time for bella to get changed). The volturi wilt turn up a week later at the same time as the denalis (ITS MAGIIIIIIIIIIIIC!) it will be VOLTURI+DENALI'S vs. CULLEN'S+WOLFS.

yeah, so not gonna happen

Slam line:
VAMPIRES AnD WEREWOLVES ARE DUMB! THEY ARE STUPID DISGUSTING CREATURES! TWILIGHT IS A STUPID BOOK AND ELiZA WAS RIGHT IN SaYING THAT ITS DUMB AND THAT IS WHY EVERYONE HATES ME, because I talk about it to much.

Ouchies


Win line:
I WON! I WON! I WON!!!!!! hehe, r.spunk is oficially mine! I WAS SO RIGHT OMJ!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHA! IM THE SMARTEST YEAR 7 IN THE WORLD! SO MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU GRACE! HAHAHA! HAhAHAHHAHA! IM BETTER THAN YOU TOO MADDY! HAHAHAHAHA! IM SMARTER THAN YOU ALL!!!!!!!!! I CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE! NO WONDER MY NICKNAME IS ALICE! HAHAHA

I may come up with something better


lol, i just came up with my theory at rando...


xoxoSparkles

THEORY: alice will organizing an huge wedding, but jacob will crash into it. I thik he will tell them that the clan of denali will come to forks soon(he knows that because he escaped irina in alasca when he ran away)some time after this the volturi will come and a war between the volturi and the cullen s and werewolves will beginn.in this war bella is going to be hurt, so edward`s got to change her.after all the cullens will win the war.

SLAMLINE:the twilightseries are real bullshit.No one wants to read that-that`s why I`ve got so much bullshit in my head_ I read Twilight.

VICTORYLINE: Where`s ALICE?Where`s Alice? OH YEAH, HERE SHE IS! I told you that I can see the future!!





oh it really hurts to write that slamline,....oh my god I will hate myself if I were` nt right!!!